seo humor

She Puts the "Oh" in SEO

It's spring and here at Webbed Marketing we're celebrating love in the air. What better way to express your true feelings than with a little online marketing speak?

She Puts the "Oh" in SEO

My girl's a PageRank ten
Her hat is gleaming white
She's the number one Alexa ranking
A fully indexed site

We went down to Commission Junction
And I thought I'd take the chance
To tell her that I Digg her
And ask her to the Google Dance

I told her she's del.icio.us
Every Google image is her face
We took a Sphinn around the block
And I asked her back to MySpace

She sent my heart a Twitter
with three keywords that I prize
How did I ever StumbleUpon
A girl so well optimized?