14. He's all on site optimization and no PageRank
13. Why do white hat girls always fall for the black hat guys?
12. Baby, I've been doing this so long my Google API key is 1
11. I'm not saying Heather's moody but you can do the same search ten times and hit ten different data centers
10. Being alone with Todd is like being an xml site map alone with Googlebot
9. Yeah, he's good looking and dresses nice, but there's a lot more javascript than keywords
8. We had five good years together and then I woke up one day and the algorithm had changed
7. I've loved her since Google was Backrub
6. I'm done competing for the fat head girls
5. I don't know who I was kidding, our relationship was destined to be a one way link
4. My title tag is "Available"
3. Dude, your ad copy was killer, but you lost her on the landing page.
2. No one said she was easy, just a bit of a link farm
And the Number One Line Overheard at Search Engine Strategies After Hours Parties...
1. What part of <nofollow> don't you understand?
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