Don't Drink and Tweet
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Don't Drink and Tweet Lyrics
You can drunk dial
You can upload files
You can chat on Facebook with your friends
You can write a blog
‘bout housebreakin’ your dog
And see how it shakes out on Google trends
You can send a text
Cussin’ out your ex
You can lie on LinkedIn ‘bout your job
On Foursquare you check in
And sayin’ where you been
And hope and pray your house doesn’t get robbed
But don’t drink and tweet
Don’t get drunk and tweet
Your friends and kids and mom will be ashamed
Things you never should repeat
People will Retweet
And you can be a hashtag in day
Your philosophy on life
Or secrets ‘bout your wife
And all the things you’d swear you’d never say
The reasons you hate work
Why your boss is such a jerk
The truth about the weekend in LA
That you’re so depressed tonight
Why you can’t meet Mr. Right
Or ain’t this a great picture of your cat?
Don’t dial 40404
before you ask yourself once more
Does anybody care you’re feeling fat?
But don’t drink and tweet
Don’t get drunk and tweet
Your friends and kids and mom will be ashamed
Things you never should repeat
People will Retweet
And you can be a hashtag in day
